Every time someone starts trying to compliment me or tell me how attractive I look, I start balling my eyes out. I’m pretty sure crying is the exact opposite response I’m suppose to be having, but this has been going on for a couple of months now and I seriously don’t get it.
1. Completely relax your body and regulate your breathing. 2. Get on your hands and knees. 3. Feel the fire surge within you. 4. Allow an impressive amount of fire to escape your lips. 5. Congratulations, you are a dragon. No one is going to ask you for blow jobs.